just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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