I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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