how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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