Me too!
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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