Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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