By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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