he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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