the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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