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  I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

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• "The Stride of Pride"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:12pm

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• I call bullshit. No one writes "surreptitiously" in a text. Even if they have a BB.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:50pm

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• This text was by far the funniest thing I've read all day, anddddd having the clothes tacked to the wall would make it so much more funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:03am

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• Hey 11:08...fuck you. Who even said that person is American? ignorant asshole

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:29pm

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• I hope it was boxers and not tightie whities. Mental snapshot greatly differs.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:31pm

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• hey 11:08 are you French...sounds like it. Just go surrender.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:53pm

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• 11:08 please go in a room by urself and fuck yourself

  Submitted by ITZHAVOK17 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:13pm

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• 11:53 You clearly did not capitalize hey, the first word of a sentence. Go learn some grammar. /sarc

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:17am

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• or getting dropped off a down the street from your house so no one sees who you were with the night before. oh the memories

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:25pm

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• 7:45 yes clearly 5:31 thought she was wearin boxers or briefs...... most girls dont wear boxers hunny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:00pm

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• It's clear how they came off, it's just a matter of where they ended up. Tacked on the wall = awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:18pm

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• 5:31 I thought the same exact thing!! And I went straight to urban dictionary to give this a thumbs up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:09am

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• ahaha. youtube: march of shame. (college humor)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:26am

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• They must have been thumb tacked to the wall out of her reach

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:49pm

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• If you have ever spent time in Seatlle, you see this chit all the time. Urban Dictionary, WIN!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:59am

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• ...I have written surreptitiously in a text... t9 word ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:09pm

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• 8:00 The text said the person was wearing "his underwear". That is what evidently prompted 5:31 to ask about boxers or briefs.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:20pm

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• 5:49 you are a dumbass. no one thought it was a guy texting

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:45pm

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• 9:50PM, yes because most of you Americans are illiterate. You can google the words you don't understand in the above sentence; just type 'define:' and then the word you're having trouble with. Okay?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:08pm

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• I've been the neighboring car and you guys aren't good at not attracting attention.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:22pm

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• i absolutely love my city.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:18pm

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• My only question is how did her clothes manage to disappear during/after the fact? Or is he wearing them on his Walk of Triumph?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:40pm

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• Hahaha, i have pulled over on a side street got out & changed out of this guys bball shorts, and into my jeans.. only to realize that a middle aged man was mowing his yard.. fml

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:35pm

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• hahaha... tequila made her clothes fall off... been there...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:06pm

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• Or, we could just call you a whore. Either/or.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:16pm

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• you're not a whore just cuz you had a walk/drive of shame...EVERYONE does it. grow up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:55am

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• 5:40 Walk of Triumph lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:14pm

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• love how about 5 different people put this exact text on urban dictionary following this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:47pm

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• after i read this i went on urbandictionary and it was exactly this. ahah!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:55pm

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• seattle asians and their urban dictionary attempting to keep up on whats going on in the streets

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:24am

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• Your awesome. Never change

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:06am

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