Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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