As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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