nutella sex= disaster
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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