I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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