Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry cl242 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(253): View more from Washington

My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.

Fav 4 1070 2866
share tweet
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me

Fav 25 1216 3699
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(314): View more from Missouri

He's only going to be gone for two weeks

(1-314): View more from Missouri

That's two months in gay whore years.

Fav 3 1469 835
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.

Fav 0 592 562
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(352): View more from Florida

"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.

Fav 0 54 9
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT