she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
as a side note pls kill me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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