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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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