we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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