How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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