I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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