He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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