Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw a hot homeless man
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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