There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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