i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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