you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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