Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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