You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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