He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
