she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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