I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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