Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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