Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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