Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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