So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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