Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
