i already hear my dad disowning me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I think people are normalizing furries
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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