I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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