im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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