Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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