I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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