Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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