It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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