his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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