He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Someone shit on the floor
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I can't turn off my feet"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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