The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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