Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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