awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
We are two peas in an std pod
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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