he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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