Got a toothbrush?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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