She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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