I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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